I know I couldn’t even finish the clip

ho-oly shit

Unpopular Opinion (??) : Bangerz is actually a pretty good pop album. I see people really like her Backyard Sessions or whatever & don’t like her “Wrecking Ball type of songs” but that album had some great songs.

FUKK U

August, 1887

me too!

Wilberforce,

Clenchedsphincterbottom,

HELLOO

August 1887, Honeybumford

Kris Jenner’s existentialism clearly rubbed off on Kim.

I’m such an OLD and I just don’t GET any of these new “words” the Youths are making up. Fleek? Basic? Ugh, remember when English used to be classy?! UGH

Jennifer Lawrence, ugh.I call for a boycott of her work until she actually manages to murder Chris Martin. What a waste of opportunity. She just throws away every chance to do some actual good & does shit like this instead?

I don’t get it either! J.Law is genuinely funny, and I honestly find her funnier than Schumer. I know she gets shit for her “Cool Girl” vibes but she’s been open about solidarity among women, which is very Un-Cool Girl like. Whatever, it’ll make major bank anyway.

WUT? Red is! The only thing I liked about her was her personal touch in lyrics, and 1989 was just another basic, generic pop album. NOT a fan. Some songs were even too boring and repetitive to listen to more than twice (I do like Wildest Dreams)

Look for an article called “Calvin Harris is a Douchebag” on the Daily Beast

according to him it is

There was an absolutely zero chance they would ever, ever call on him.

Don’t forget about the new teeth too. Yikes!

Chad & Becky omfg. and yes. Calvin Harris is a dunce. Taylor Swift knows that a 100% & she’s gonna dump him when the PR time comes & move on to the next hunky fella