Yeah, I’m not sure 5 minutes of screen time is quite enough to get me jazzed about a WW movie just yet. I’ll wait and see, though.

That’s low-hanging fruit

He shouldn’t have kept his journals in Google Docs.

The funny thing is I was thinking this sounds more like an issue someone from the Midwest would have.

Bad photoshop, its all over the place. at least try to have the pictures blend in more with the background, not just cut and paste. The official pics are good tho

“gorgeous”? I was thinking “hot mess”

So this is the first time you've watched baseball? Congratulations, you are now the editor of Deadspin.

Someone didn’t play the first Injustice or understand the context of the game/comic’s universe and just wanted to make a snarky anti-BvS comment.

JASON’S ORIGIN STORY:
Jason: “I like the lake! OH NO! GLUB GLUB!”
Jason’s mom: “I will kill horny teenagers for this.”

The 30-inch Zyla

jez comments would claim she got bullied for being a woman and bring up some statistic they saw on tumblr then blame it on trump or something

He was writing a comment on Jalopnik.

Nobody was

I will give him my money.

Grow up, the internet doesn’t stop for you

Not a comedian either.

The laser gauntlet is pretty neat, but man that shield attempt is super lame. Like, not worth making, much less showing to people.

Just imagine how good he’s going to feel when he finally takes that human-skin suit off and lets his dorsal venom sac breathe.

Too soon.