Wallet inspector!

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

Brown shoes with a blue suit is 100% fine.

Have you BEEN to Portland? I lived there for 10 years. I saw 5 black people. Asian people aren’t as scarce. But it is mostly white.

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight

Because the Joker would just be considered a regular guy in Florida.

I don’t think it’s a bit much. For example, I would probably still watch The Daily Show if she’d replaced Jon Stewart instead of that no-talent ass-clown that is currently ruining that show.

Katie Nolan needs to be mentioned the next time a late night network gig comes available. She is a damn national treasure.

When [Modest Mouse lead singer Isaac] Brock left the scene he backed into a cop car, but he just drove off. Sometimes life is okay.

That’s low-hanging fruit

So this is the first time you've watched baseball? Congratulations, you are now the editor of Deadspin.

Someone didn’t play the first Injustice or understand the context of the game/comic’s universe and just wanted to make a snarky anti-BvS comment.

The 30-inch Zyla

He was writing a comment on Jalopnik.

Nobody was

Grow up, the internet doesn’t stop for you

Just imagine how good he’s going to feel when he finally takes that human-skin suit off and lets his dorsal venom sac breathe.

but its like living with 50 roommates, right?? I can’t even imagine living with one.

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.