Right? That’s a really weird comment.

Kind of a low bar there....

Wallet inspector!

Our hometowns are apparently very near to one another. I grew up near phonecia, although was more familiar with Woodstock. Certainly knew, and lived in, Kingston for a while.

I was so hoping this post was about the Secret Service making Trump delete his account.

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

Brown shoes with a blue suit is 100% fine.

I’m just tacking up handwritten flyers on telephone poles.

I’m looking to form a club.

In 3 episodes time Glenn will crawl out from under Negan’s boot.

(internal monologue, robot voice)

I’m not signing for that.

I didn’t see any Mother-In-Law or Pizza-Delivery-Man costumes here.

He probably would have donated more, but his wife spent all their cash on Tumblr?

Have you BEEN to Portland? I lived there for 10 years. I saw 5 black people. Asian people aren’t as scarce. But it is mostly white.

In the coral
The mighty coral
The lionfish dies tonight

What an ugly scrubby mess. No thanks.

Adam West has old man voice going on now.

I don’t think it’s a bit much. For example, I would probably still watch The Daily Show if she’d replaced Jon Stewart instead of that no-talent ass-clown that is currently ruining that show.

Katie Nolan needs to be mentioned the next time a late night network gig comes available. She is a damn national treasure.