Meanwhile, Joe Biden is still waiting for that stuffed Pikachu he ordered off the internet yesterday...

I agree. And even if their entire marriage were a very convenient sham, it still wouldn't be as ugly as the sight of people speculating so gleefully about the probability of a marriage failing. It's like those people muttering about how they "give the whole thing two years" at someone's damn wedding reception.

Have they considered working from home with Google?

I think the word is Schweinsteiger.

"I used to fix prolapsed monkey rectums when I worked at a primate breeding facility."

It is quite amazing right? We just moved after living there for 5 years and I can drink everyone I know under the table now. Unintentionally.

Oh yeah, this describes where I live. Not sure what the deal is with the incredibly screwed up lane markers on our streets. It appears the city has a crew that tears streets up, another that repairs them and a third that paints new lines. The problem is the missing fourth element: the crew that removes the old lines.…

This is why Cleveland can't have nice things like championships, LeBron James, or decent looking women.

My method is to de-bone a slug of wings, cursing and muttering and generally hating chicken wings and then stuffing them with minced shrimp and garlic and ginger. In fact, this is the only way I'll eat wings and I do it this way because my wife loves them and if I do it her way, I have to work too hard to get the meat…

My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

I approve of drinking all of these. At the same time.

Yeah until the psychopath you married, who was the nicest person ever, everyone loved and respected transfers possession of all your properties and money under his name, bribes a judge and walks away with all your money (lots of it). Then a divorce at least lets you get away from that idiot.

I understand that this is a car blog and that you cover all aspects of car culture, but I kinda think that this is one of the few things that is better left unpublicized. Internet fame is all these jackasses are after, and any mention of them (even when followed by stern warnings that what they did is stupid and no…

This is how super villains are created.

Racists, dog killers, drunk drivers, felons

I haven't seen an overweight Cessna ruin a vagina like that since Aaliyah.

Thank you for so eloquently summing up exactly what I was talking about.

Looking at that picture I did hear "Welcome to Mario Kart, select your player."

Someone's having a good time.