This is why Cleveland can't have nice things like championships, LeBron James, or decent looking women.

I would say that Life usually ends that way.

Holy shit. Does this come in life size, too? Asking for a friend.

Last year, she was in Antarctica. This year, they've got her on the Vomit Comet. Where will the poor woman be next year? Challenger Deep? Halfway to Mars? Newark???

My method is to de-bone a slug of wings, cursing and muttering and generally hating chicken wings and then stuffing them with minced shrimp and garlic and ginger. In fact, this is the only way I'll eat wings and I do it this way because my wife loves them and if I do it her way, I have to work too hard to get the meat…

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Just as LordOfTheRingsification is busy ruining every reboot/remake imaginable, Lana Del Ray is applying laser-like focus in her mission to destroy every song you love. Imagine her and her producer in a locked room playing the original 45 on a turntable accidentally set to 33 1/3 and the producer says "That's it!…

I was wondering when he was going to show up ...

My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

I approve of drinking all of these. At the same time.

What is he, 12?

I just need the density of his eyebrows to finish a gravitational equation I'm working on.

Or.....they could mind their manners and not check their notifications right that second.

It's about time.

Yeah until the psychopath you married, who was the nicest person ever, everyone loved and respected transfers possession of all your properties and money under his name, bribes a judge and walks away with all your money (lots of it). Then a divorce at least lets you get away from that idiot.

I guess, seeing how something being unique and special is often the very impetus for killing something, yes.

Why does that have to be an either/or proposition?

I understand that this is a car blog and that you cover all aspects of car culture, but I kinda think that this is one of the few things that is better left unpublicized. Internet fame is all these jackasses are after, and any mention of them (even when followed by stern warnings that what they did is stupid and no…

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