Good for him.

Which is saying something because Football is a terrible sport.

Or regular football!

Miss those western NY corn fed ladies!

2.5 is pretty crappy.

Janay.

C'mon pants, we've almost reached the nipples!

I spent the last 6 months going to meetings about the app we are making which is supposed to make meetings suck less.

I also forgot to mention the assumptions I make when I see guys driving BRZ's:

Sorry about your disability. I hope you don't live in a place with the conditions you described.

Every guy I've ever seen driving a BRZ looks like Eminem.

Yeah me too. I didn't even know their was a west Virginia.

Unfortunately all the people on the rode seem to ignore this rule and use motorcycles as a way to beat heavy traffic and ride between lanes which ultimately is going to end badly for them.

That wasn't food poisoning, that's just how you feel after eating Shake Shack.

We had a guy in my senior class that was 21. He didn't appear to be mentally challenged and dressed quite preppy, but since he was 4 years older than the rest of us we all kind of avoided him and thus have no idea why he was there.

I ate very well in Stockholm. Some of the best fish I've ever had.

Uh yeah. I make 450k in NYC and still cant justify buying a car.

I hate the meatball shop.

I always thought that the wizards