Even with making the mistake of missing The Ninth Configuration as William Peter Blatty's directorial debut, Katie's turns of phrase are infinitely better than the asshole that "ran the series" with Death Wish and didn't even watch one of the movies. Plus, she didn't spoil Exorcist 3's biggest scare. I was 13 when my…

This one is pretty spoiler-free, unlike the REGRESSION one, which gave away the ending because the critic once again found a message in the film "troubling".

I definitely thought that "Hate Me" would be on this list and dammit, I still love that song. That voicemail from his mother was some sadass shit.

I completely agree that Abigail Williams isn't solely to blame, and her stories were exploited by adults with an agenda. But I believe it's not reprehensible to say that she shares in the culpability of the twenty people who were executed.

The movie might suck, but I don't know if I feel comfortable being spoiled in the last paragraph of a review just because the reviewer doesn't like the film. You're crossing film criticism boundaries to make a point and while you might mean well, I'll think twice before clicking on one of your reviews so it doesn't…

That was a particularly uninspired casting choice in a film that was completely populated by uninspired casting choices!

Bingo! Those were some generic ass posters for someone born in 1979 - if she was a rock n' roll girl for Ritter's age, it would've been Korn or Creed on the wall (unfortunately). And David Tennant as 10 in 1985 felt way off as well, but maybe that's probably because I know his real age.

Last time I was in Chumley's was after one of my high school teacher's funerals a few years back. It's such a harmless strip mall bar in a harmless strip mall suburb (except I guess Cascio Interstate Music has turned into quite a business…) that the phrase "skinheads at Chumley's Pub" is perhaps the most hallucinatory…

Wow, what the fuck? I never heard of New Order and my dad taught at New Berlin Eisenhower for 25 years. We don't have to stick with fiction, in fact the more real it is, the more messed up it is!

Yeah, Bigfoot near the Kettle Moraine, Haunchyville, Rainbow Springs' never-opened hotel, Slenderman stabbing, the ghosts of prostitutes' children at Heaven City, the Beast of Bray Road just down the street, etc… Waukesha County has it all!

I've always been a big fan of hers, but lately in her interviews I feel like she's been downplaying her celebrity for some reason. "If it were real, they would have a movie star attached to it." Is she living in some alternate universe where she didn't topline a Comedy Central show or wasn't the female lead in a $40…

That was the first thing I thought of, man that's a great song.

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I feel sympathy for Sarah Silverman because it almost feels like Amy Schumer took her basic comedic premise and is now taking over the world with it with a Number One movie and nonstop viral sketches. It's like Silverman peaked too early or the world wasn't ready, or maybe it's just because Schumer is a more likeable…

And The Watcher was Sir Mix-A-Lot!!

@willharrisinva:disqus you are why I keep coming back to the AV Club lately, thank you.

Idris Elba is awesome and I think he'd be a great James Bond. But this fucking Horowitz guy doesn't think so. So what? I don't really care about his opinion. We all don't have to agree and this doesn't have to be about the color of an actor's skin. This was a well thought-out article (I think the author did a fine job…

I don't mean to be pedantic here, but it was closer to 11 years between these two movies and he'd just done the same character two years before in the Ridley Scott Hannibal which felt more like a grand guignol than a thriller like the original was. I'm just saying that because I feel that almost two decades is a lot…

Is this an op-ed or a Newswire? Katie's usually pretty funny, but this just feels like they're trying to have it all ways (a little satire, a little commentary, a little Christian-baiting…) It just kinda hurts to see the Gawkerization of the A.V. Club.

The rhymes are pretty lazy (enough with the party/Bacardi bullshit) but the guitar solo is excellent.