@CaptainJack: Actually, as mentioned in the laptop hunter add, Apple already did offer a laptop for under $ 1000.00, it's just that it is 13".

@Ordnael Adiemla: We have 70 bases in Japan. Yes you read that right 70! And people bitch about over-spending on social programs.. lol america!

@Arggh! there goes a...snake a snake!: Round parachutes prevent paratroopers from controlling their landing zone. I wonder why ...

In California, patents company you!

@iScuba: Ends up America loved him more.

@Wansai Ounkeo: Do a search for nokia vs apple and see how many news sites have been doing the exact same kind of market comparisons... Go ahead, I'll wait... Hey look at that! There are literally dozens (from engadget to bbc)! You should probably apologize now.

@Lupison: Lol. You make it sound as though American's have universal health care.

@Pope John Peeps II: While hardware design is obviously important to apple products, I somehow doubt that that is where my entire 600$ went.

@KamWrex: Do a search for alcohol and you'll find your hick neighbor drinking a 6 pack of bud light in his underwear on his porch...

@geekymitch: Actually makes me think of when a US general mentioned that the B2 stealth bombers should have been dark blue, but were painted black for the 'cool factor'.

@OtherTimes: Microsoft's last card: Lowering expectations.

@BadJoJo: There are plenty of companies that do the same math in North America (I worked for one of them). We're just better at keeping it out of the press (something to do with controlling your news/information).

@vlatro: Fascination with extreme porn or violence are symptoms of american prudishness.

Circus donkey show!

@showbiz2: Lol 50% you must have missed demographics 101, it's actually closer to 80%. Obedient workers is what we needed, obedient workers is what we made em'.

Learned about this in the book The Ants (1991). Ants have symbiotic relationships with many plants and animals. They cohabitate with other species much more productively than we do. Although there are exceptions, like the Amazon ant (which literally enslaves other ant species to work for them).

@Xiazer: I'm an Apple fanboy and think this is funny. The first and last statements are good and the middle ones (which you will forget) are shit. It's a fuck you sandwich.

Zombie me is heading towards my local Apple store as we speak, and I don't even know what they are releasing yet. (Yes, I just took the afternoon off work)

My secret lair! Now you've ruined everything!

My ass Butterflies!