I wish I could crochet!

It sounds like you and your partner have had the important discussions and know how to communicate. I think that's super important. My partner and I have lived together for ages, and from pretty early in the relationship. I think what I have learned over the years is just to say what I am feeling, instead of…

You can do it. A wedding is simply a way to celebrate the love between you and your partner. I hope this doesn't sound snarky, because that is not how it is meant, but your wedding day is just a day. I sure it will be a happy wonderful day, whatever you choose to do and however you choose to do it. It won't…

Lady Moonshine's fancy French-style bull scraps with Kung-Fu style cauliflower rings.

my worst housemate used to eat all my cheese after coming home drunk every night and would deny it the next day, she plastered posters of sexy Britney Spears all over the common living areas, she sounded like a poodle when she had sex AND she stole my Space Jam videotape.

I didn't think that was an option! (runs to RL for free biscuits...but tips handsomely of course)

also mmmmmmmmmmmmm unlimited cheddar biscuits

"Houston police are investigating."

Hey Cara!

Since I started not giving a fuck and stopped buying all the special face washes and sporadically tried the hippie oil cleansing or used olive oil bar soap (OMG I HAVE JUNKFACE) or just slapped some water on my face, my skin has gotten so much nicer and clearer. This could just be aging and hormonal changes, but I…

I also usually bring my own water, so I had lost touch with how much it all actually costs. When went to see the last X-Men I forgot my water. I was told water was $5.79 !!!! ...for Dasani !! Nope, nope, nope! (I ended up being able to get a cup of coffee though for $2.75 )

Sometimes I'm insecure that my sex game is not up to world class standards. I am not the most experienced cock-sucker in the land. But I believe firmly in quality over quantity. Also, I was surprised how it seemed some of these men were prettty reluctant to get their man-bits out.

I am pretty socially awkward and anxious, but somehow travelling to a new place where I do not know anyone does not bother me. Maybe it's because no one knows me/has ties to people I know/knows my family so I feel like I can be freer.

I am a Torontonian! I love these kind of adventures. I went travelling around Europe by myself for a few weeks last year and also when I was in university I did an exchange to Leeds where I knew no one and had no job.

OK so im not american, but there are so many different types of cake! I mean how can you hate on all cake, especially now that you can just stack any dessert and call it a cake ie. donut cake, pancake cake

I have seen this joke thrown around in these parts, but am definitely clueless. however, I am just trying to support lentils in all their brown, red, yellow, and black glory (not the green ones though - GROSSS!). lentils.

I like how you can write the words with the jokes. BUT some of your facts are clearly wrong: lentils are great because dal makhani, Chapman's frozen yogurt can get in my belly ALL THE TIME, and cupcakes are a way to eat cake.

You can qualify to play for a country in the world cup three ways: (1) born there;(2) have parents/grandparents from there; or, (3) naturalized. So, I am sure players like Jermaine Jones (who was born in Germany and played professionally there) who felt snubbed by the German coach at the time and didn't think they…

I know it is cheesy and not full of backflips but i love this. I also love the guys who do synchronized group dances at the club.

That's why my friend did a destination wedding...but then she wanted me to throw wedding showers/stag and does for all the people they were not inviting...so you want me to pay to hold parties where you get gifts and invite a bunch of people I don't know because you don't want to spend the money to do it yourself.…