it sounds awful, but I think it can definitely turn into that. A friend who had a destination wedding where most people came for the WEEK now says she wishes she hadn't had a destination wedding because it made it more like a vacation and not the wedding. I have no clue what she means, people took time off work,…

yes! ...I can actually afford to get those matching manicures, but honestly I think they are a waste of money and ugly as poop and for some reason it is going to take three hours to do three manicures, so I don't want to BUT it is a chance to hang out (calm the bride) and it is something she has been planning for the…

Yes, I agree and also think that the Wedding Planning can change expectations too.

oh I will change it up, to a fully dressed, suited up Neymar Jr

Well I like your style - as your name has "poop" in it, due to you I've now seen Giroud's bits(thx!) and Mata seems to yank your crank (I was very happy when he moved to United, my favourite EPL team). All I have to offer is a little topless Xabi:

I feel like we'd be best friends.

Ha! Telling someone that you are very important is always hilarious. I have an embarrassing VIP non-restaurant related story (although it did happen in a restaurant).

I apologize for myself. I think obvious jokes and puns (especially puns!) are hilarious and will stare at people smiling and nodding until someone acknowledges my awful(wonderful) jokes. But I don't inflict this on servers, just friends and family (people that have actually chosen to be around me)

I just bought mixed greens package from the store, and it was a bit of splurge because it can seem expensive and I'm the only one in the house who eats it, but health and convenience, etc.....now I am going to actually be scared to open it, because GROSS. VERY GROSS

Ha! Mine was sort of the same, my mom came to me with my dirty underwear and accused me "Why didn't you tell me that you started your period?!?" like I was on purpose keeping some secret from her. And 10 year old me was all like, "THAT's a period??" Like who knew that a few drops of brown is a period? I somehow had…

This sneaker-wedge deal has tricked me more than once in a store, where I'm like 'Yay pretty high-tops...oh no NOOOOO!" So my vote is that sneaker-wedges are terrible, because I want cute regular high-tops where I am not always clumsily rolling my ankles with every other step. Also regular sneakers would allow me…

I think I might know this bloke's favourite breakfast spot

To be honest, I usually found it creepy or at least bothersome and awkward because as a server/bartender you are working, you have to be there, you are usually not drinking and they are and the comments are always super lewd and very suggestive. However two times stick out in my mind as not creepy: both were from men…

I find getting high very relaxing, like to my bones, and a very happy experience too - but everyone is different and reacts differently so maybe it's not for you. HOWEVER, if I were you I would try it again because weed can be such fun! Maybe try a different method (ie. bong, vaporizer, etc.)?? or something that…