The hottest of takes.

Little did you know you were mere feet away from Jeb! who had used his uncanny powers of mediocrity to blend into the crowd undetected.

Believe me,we all think it’s fucking ridiculous that your state has such importance to national politics. We want to be there less than you want us there, trust me on this.

As if New Hampshire didn’t relish the limelight...you have a goddamn constitutional amendment that requires you be the first primary. NH and Iowa, once every 4 years America looks at them for a couple of weeks before forgetting they exist again.

“This thing that medium sized churches do on a regular basis is too difficult. But I can totes run the entire country.”

I have to say - the not being able to figure out how to make pancakes for 800 people might be the most telling statement for Rubio and his ability to manage anything. I want to be President (manage) the entire US, but I can’t figure out, nor can I hire people who can figure out, how to cater an event. Go me! Like no…

Shut the fuck up and stop being deliberately contrarian in the face of other peoples lived experiences.

The meme does not imply that. You chose to infer that. Because you are a troll, a mess, or 13.

Sadly, not in our lifetime. I’ve also seen this variation, which is also true:

1. I’m a guy and never at any point thought it would be smart to challenge this quote or whatever it is you’re doing because I see enough truth in it to leave it be.

So you spoke up because you completely misunderstood the meme. Got it.

Well, for one perhaps you should care about how men treat women for your own personal good and of your own fruition instead of because you happened to be related to women. (Guess what? This is a crazy secret- we ALL are related to women.) If you start thinking more along those lines. That not contributing to this…

You’re thinking about this from YOUR point of view right now when you should be thinking about it from someone else’ point of view.

Dude just stop. Only a whiny little boy can’t face the cold hard truth of our gender- we have a large, long, and statistically verified history of violence against women we’re attracted to. Women don’t. It’s us. Our problem. Sitting here thinking the stupid things you do is cowardly. A grown adult acknowledges the…

The quote doesn’t imply that. You chose to infer “emotionally” ahead of the word “capable”.

Yes. More than once.

For my life? Yes.

You’re being deliberately obtuse. It’s apparent that the quote is comparing the ways that men and women relate to each other, not that any man a woman meets is going to kill her. When guys go on first dates, their friends don’t tell them to text when they’re home safe, or advise that they go to a public place.

Then common sense should tell you that there are a shitload more instances of men assaulting and killing women over rejection (or perceived rejection) than vice-versa. But you go on whining.