Shhh. Don’t say that too loudly. The Dean girls might hear you. That show has an insane fandom.

Thank the men’s rights movement which has espoused that 40 to 50% of rape accusations are false despite the fact that credible after credible study indicates that the number is 2 to 8 percent, and the fact that according to RAINN only 3% of rapists ever spend time in jail.

Thank you. That show’s not on my radar so I had no idea. I was starting to think gif-making was his job.

His name is Jensen Ackles. He stars on a show called Supernatural where he plays Dean Winchester. He hunts monsters with his brother, Sam. He has a very expressive face.

The only way I recognize this guy is all the gifs. Who is he and what is he in?

Ddddddeeeeeaaaaaannnnnnn....

Knock knock!

It also says, “I am actually a fish. I’ve been out of the water too long. Somebody please help.”

Okay, Marco Rubio. I’m backing away, slowly.

She’s going to have to “fall down” in a cool and relatable way a bunch of times to overcome this one.

I’m not sure that it’s the Republicans’ embrace of the mediocre so much as the mediocre’s embrace of the Republicans. I was just discussing the Freedom Girls’ earlier and we concluded that this is the result of the fact that every decent musician these days freaks out and complains when conservative politicians use…

Soooo...I lived in Iowa for several years, where the State Fair is A Thing. A BFD, if you will. And there are about 100 kid singing groups that blow the doors off these yahoos at every Iowa State Fair Lawrence Welk-style variety show. They actually skillfully dance and sing live on stage, as opposed to this debacle.

“Ohhhhh they’re compensated...” Jeff says with a wink. “But really, I was trying to figure out a way to make money like our fearless leader Trump. I didn’t want to be a loser. So I thought a good business idea should combine all the things you love. And I love freedom,” he say sweating. “And I love little girls.…

excited about the xojane “It Happened to Me” post one of these girls will write in 15 years.

I didn’t think it was possible for this to be any creepier.

“Below on page 3 would stop all of my speeches.”

Jesus Christ - *why on earth* would he need to tell a sexist/misogynist joke in ALL of his speeches?

But his “jokes” are so funny. Everyone else thinks so. Why don’t you like his awesome “jokes”? That’s harassment, you know.

OHHH so sorry! My mistake. I didn't realize a woman and her "sexual integrity" were two different things! Give it up.

Of course not all men are capable of rape, but identifying who is and who isn't is not a simple task. You can't boil it down to "he's nice so he isn't a rapist" or "he's my friend so he isn't a rapist." People get raped by nice people. People get raped by people who they thought were their friends. People get raped by…

Oh god, I'm soooo sick of the "replace rape with theft" argument. Rape and theft aren't analogous at all. "Leaving a bicycle out without a chain and lock" is NOT the same as "a woman jumping naked with a man into bed." By equating a woman — a PERSON — with a bike, you're saying she's an object that needs to be…