*God doesn’t exist*

“I’m going to the Browns/Jets game, no one will see me anyway.”

truly, a land of confusion. 

It’s in Genesis.  Do you call the Peter Gabriel led Genesis “Genesis part 1" and the Phil Collins “Genesis part 2"?  No, of course not, that would be anarchy.  It’s just Genesis. 

And half of the Kids in the Hall

My man probably went right back to eating his fries without washing his hands, too.

If anything they should have kept Two Face around for the next movie to be the main antagonist.

Hah! Turns out, just like that possum, the Browns have only been playing dead!

Seeing this after the Browns won the game leaves me wondering if people will prop up this opossum as some sort of good luck charm.

“cleetus done boxed a dozen possums this year. we got about all the possum we got room for in the box cellar.” 

“that place sure smells like shit.”

Well, we’ve found the new Browns mascot. 

Wait. Did the bear just slap the fish out of that guy?

Bonus points for the orange undershirt. That’s all class.

“Honey, please tell me you aren’t going out of the house dressed like that!”

Jersey tucked into pants will never not be funny. 

It’s almost like his outfit perfectly explains how he’s so comfortable doing that.

This is a good prompt. Talking about his substitution rotations, Tom Thibodeau showed the entirety of Lawrence of Arabia. Mike D’Antoni’s offensive philosophy was a Vine. Larry Brown constantly changed up which films he used.

This reminds me of when Mike Nolan was coach of the 49ers and wanted to wear a suit on the sidelines, but Reebok had a contract to provide team apparel. So they designed a suit for him, including these funky looking shoes.

NFL players are required to dress to the highest levels of professionalism. NFL coaches can look like they eternally forgot to do their laundry before leaving the house. No subtext there that I can detect.