The fall of the traditional “Florida Powerhouses” is at hand.

Or even better, a Kate Jackson/Jaclyn Smith/Cheryl Ladd cameo.

Yeah, I mean, it’s not like the truck owner got himself into this sitch by not paying his loan, amiright?  Has to be someone else’s fault!

If he was using it for work and depended on it, he should have used some of those earnings to keep up with payments.

Why don’t you give that lunatic your car. For free. He’s going to need it. If you don’t, you’re literally ruining his life, don’t you know.

And this is what trucks being sociable and getting along looks like.

That’s tacky and shows a complete lack of good judgement. Stop putting Pep Boys chrome trim on your car, people.

Planning ahead is not one of Florida Man’s superpowers.

Florida Man. He isn’t the hero we asked for. He isn’t the hero we wanted. But unfortunately he is the hero we deserve.

Here we can see rare footage of Ford trucks mating...

As opposed to being out legal fees, your freedom, fines, and the stigma of going to jail? Because that’s generally what happens when these people double down long enough to make it a news story, as happened here. There’s also the fact that you’re never going to stop it.  Nobody ever successfully stops a repossession…

China 1 Florida 0

A Marauder wouldn’t put up with that nonsense.

“Car repossessions are major bummers, and they happen all too often in a climate where auto dealerships prey on the financially vulnerable.”

A picture of the suspect taken before the arrest.

If only it was a CUV.

Here is the room containing all of the repo truck drivers that care about such things

Beat me to it. I was shocked, shocked I say, to hear it was Florida.

Well of COURSE it’s Florida

Lack of Rebecca Sugar hurts the list.