OK. Very well then. I guess I’ll just go fuck myself.

That church is enormous. The family made 1,000 seats available to the general public.   :)

Seriously; should I die before that motherfucker’s in jail, I want an entire hour of dragging his ass or I’m haunting everybody forever.

It may have been at the public viewing.

Dragging Donald trump is perhaps the most appropriate way to honor her legacy 

That is glorious.

omg thank you both, i felt like such an old (i’m 35). all i could think was if i had to explain it to her the first thing i’d start with is “just because it’s black doesn’t mean it’s appropriate for a funeral.”

But about Ariana’s dress: This first line from a story that just posted on the Houston Chronicle’s site is everything:

Agree about the dress. I was a bit shocked when she walked out in that. There’s more to appropriate funeral dressing than just wearing black. (Starting with just a bit more yardage).

Meanwhile, on the other side of the world:

Hickeys are no big deal. The quibble is with the skirt. Places where it’s a bad idea to wear a short skirt:

My dream in life is to attend an event where I could wear this hat

More hats please

Season ticket waiting lists. Public financing of stadiums. Paid patriotism.

Disclosure: Dan Snyder once sued the author for writing mean things about him

I mean, that does sound moderately less annoying than having to listen to Joe Buck.

Bury My Heart at Bended Knee

Packers homer here: Lambeau fucking holds up as a destination. Tailgating EVERYWHERE (me and a friend got invited to hang out at three separate cookouts, just because we were walking around and being sociable), you’re guaranteed to be sitting next to someone friendly (unless you’re wearing anything Bears-related), and…

I’m sure that the NFL will find a way to blame the kneeling players.

That stock photo looks like Joe Paterno and Patton Oswalt had a constipated, middle-aged son.