Yeah everyone’s laughing, but they are really pretty! This is a contestant from last year.

Listen, fellow white person: That kid is amazing. He was NOT disrespectful. He framed his journal entry in terms of what HE wanted. He did not curse or call the teacher names. He expressed his honest reaction. In his journal. Which is what a journal is for.

That is still what is being taught in my nieces’ schools. I also see textbooks posted regularly with the same ish.

I don’t know how to do gifs and emojis. But I’ll just type blank face and leave

*blank face*

Dear Baby Jesus and Baby Jesus’s Dad,

I am probably 35 years older than this kid and don’t have half of his conviction.

King Johnson, your journal entry is spot-on. Good job.

It is perfectly dismissive without being overly aggressive. He’s like “I said it, I meant it, and I will not apologize. Next.”

I know, right. It carries the weight of “Whatever, bitch,” without the actual cursing.

The “OK” knocked me out. It has to be the the step child of “I said what I said” This child is COMPLETELY unbothered by his teacher. It’s fabulous. And I have been trying to find a way to articulate what my mood for 2018 is and this child found it for me.

Teacher: “King, I am very disappointed in your journal today.”

Oh, I love me some camels!

The bloat is real.

TAKE YOUR STUPID STAR

This is what happens in a country where premarital sex is illegal and police beat you with sticks for talking to the opposite sex in the mall.

Rules like this just ensure that the prize will always go to younger, firmer camels. :( :(

The talent portion of this pageant is a snoozer. One camel after another, all belting out “My humps, my humps, my lovely lady humps.”

I’m just surprised they don’t cover up the toes.

I can’t even imagine how hard it is to fit into those outfits when you’re always retaining water.

When I think greasy Poles, I usually think of Steelers fans, not Eagles fans.