Know what else is unnecessary? This article. There’s already another article on this site saying there will be a (unecessary) season 2.

I will star this gif no matter what it is referencing.

Me sitting down to watch Big Little Lies season two even though we know about all the big and little lies already:

They’re sworn to a lot of things. Clearly they just pick and choose which they stick to

LOL fuck off

Um. No. Much like therapeutic confidentiality, if someone is a threat to someone’s life or safety, that goes out the window.

Tacheny claims he had kept the confession to himself out of “religious obligation,”

Upvoted for username-comment pedantic synergy, upvote rescinded for your long-winded comment not having any funny parts.

Also, he went to Paramount, not the reverse. So there’s a level of enthusiasm here that I think has been lacking for a long time with Star Trek.

“I’ve had it with these motherfuckin’ tribbles on this motherfuckin’ starship!”

Damn...

That’s a twist...he’s taking his Ball(s) and leaving home.

I read something last week I liked:

But... if my kids don’t have a paralyzing assortment of toys, they will never follow in my footsteps and accumulate hundreds of video games to stack in their To Play backlog.

“Michael Bay has already proven that he’s extremely good at translating beloved cartoons into virtually unrecognizable movies”

Oh dare I hope that Michael Bay will get caught up in a sex scandal that will ruin his career and stop him from ever producing or directing again?
Dare I fly so close to the sun?

Swiper is a sexual predator who has been let out on parole. Dora is his parole officer. When Swiper busts out of his ankle monitor, Dora has to find him before he gets his rocks off.

Well as long as there is a slow motion carwash scene with Dora soapy and wet, holding a hose while her young body is pressed against the windshield I would say sure, why not, fun for the whole family!

Dora The Exploder