That would have to be quite a hefty glider.

They better pray that he doesn’t have an affinity for pumpkins, gliders, and the color green.

Being forced out of the company that bears your name... That must hurt. Which is good.

And to think all it took was 20 years of a clear pattern of continuous sexual harassment and abuse.

It looks like they thought they could do the end of the Michael Jackson “Black or White” video without the technology or budget.

You’d be surprised. Soap does one thing, cleans skin. They’re basically all the exact same product so this is the type of shit companies resort to in order to stand out and differentiate. It’s basically how advertising was born.

I worked in advertising (I no longer do because it’s evil and adds nothing of value to the world but I digress), and an ad like that by a huge company like Dove (or the parent company Unilever) goes through a LOT of people. This was not a handful of tone deaf idiots, this was a lot of tone deaf idiots. Baffles the…

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They definitely needed some free advertising. I’d never even heard of this MacDougal’s place until Rick & Morty brought it up.

...the opportunity to call him “saucy” was right there...

Man, someone’s upset they didn’t get that sauce!

For real though, why only send 20 packets per store? The whole artificial scarcity thing? The concept behind the promotion wasn’t inherently bad, but it’s pretty predictable people will be upset when you have limited locations and only 20 of the item to sell. I don’t understand the corporate thought process there.

Somebody needs to tell you that you are one of those dipshit fans of this overrated cartoon that doesn’t really get irony.

Yes, people can’t do anything that makes them happy, because a nut job did something awful! Forced patriotic mourning!

“The trial never ends”

Hey, can someone explain to me what a few assholes — who are found literally everywhere and in every fandom — have to do with how much we’re allowed to like a show?

“Hey! Why don’t we, a notoriously unimaginative and penny-pinching corporation, try a fun and whimsical promotional giveaway which will appeal primarily to a notorious group of entitled assholes? What could possibly go wrong!?”

I’ll be disappointed if they don’t get Brendon Small for vocals on at least ONE song...

Growing a beard to shave it off when the character is about to make a comeback is like my favorite trope ever.

I’ll see your Evil Spock, and raise you an Evil Shatner.