Thanks for your concern trolling, but this is a fashion blog....

Leslie Jones looks really great lately. I think all her crazy workouts have made her posture really good or something.

I want to love the cape but it make it look like she has tiny fake arms and now I just can’t unsee it.

Yeah! It’s not like The Muse is a fashion and pop culture blog or anything . . .

I know she’s not quite the same generation, but tonight was the first time in ages I thought Nicole Kidman looked really, really amazing.

Agreed. She looks ethereal and age appropriate. Yes, I know that sounds pearl clutchy, whatever.

You’d think with two impossibly beautiful parents she’d end up being blah, but no, instead she’s impossibly impossibly beautiful.

Wait... 10 years?

Besides the obvious, low-hanging fruit of physical appearance: because Igloo never did The Pivot. She started out as a shitty white rapper and has faded into irrelevance as a shitty white rapper. Miley started out the wholesome little Disney girl, went through her “phase”, had her come-to-white-Jesus moment, and now…

this is winner

I am not sure why you’re projecting this narrative onto Miley.

Are you kidding me? Some dumbass 20-something with too much money and too little guidance, desperate to disassociate from her Disney handlers, twerked with a paid dancer like five years ago - and we’re still supposed to be crying over it? Did the dancers ever cry over it? Or was it maybe one of the most fun nights of…

In the formula of Madonna, Pink and Christina, Miley has made it through that rough patch and vowed to be whiter. Clearly her people have welcomed her back to the tribe.

The backlash is real. It’s cool to call her a bad actress now.

‘did i really hurt you that bad that you don’t even want to be my friend?’

Years ago this controlling jerk dumped me...I was devastated...a couple years later, one of those I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED!! — moments happened: I was looking fabulous, outside having lunch on a sunny day with my best friend...I had just bought my own condo, had an awesome new job...and who walks by but…

Ah, I see you also have experience with the ever elusive (but only when they want to be) Narcissistus Vulgaris.

This isn’t about getting back together; it’s about his desire to have contact with her whenever he wants, however he wants simply because he wants it. He doesn’t care that he divorced her via text because he did what he did because he wanted to at the time.

I just don’t know how Dame Judi does it.