Why? You already have that covered.
They’re fabulous and fancy free, those poodles of disposable income.
Spiteful relish sounds delicious!
I must admit, i’ve been reading these updates with spiteful relish.
not naive enough to pay instagrammers, from VICE article:
I cannot get enough of this Fyre Festival Failure. Its SO funny to me. Keep the updates coming!
What is a 25 year old doing running a major event like this? I see this all the time when a company brings in some young overconfident kid who talks a big game, who went to a nice school, has the right connections and knows how to speak hipster. Almost every time they screw up so critically someone with experience has…
“We were a little naive”
Gurl just wait until you’re in your 30s then it really begins
“...I’m older (26) and alone”
Hop in a golf cart and speed on out of there, leaving your date to walk back by themselves?
Trick question, since a golf date sounds awful for any amount of time.
No, it’s the *great great-uncle* who was the pro-Nazi one (that’s Elizabeth II’s uncle. you get the weird extra great when you talk about uncles and aunts).
How awkward. Those are supposed to be reserved for pictures of Prince Harry.
Is that where people throw quarters at a drawn depiction of someone?
I can’t hate Will, Harry or Kate. The idea of a monarchy is a bit stupid, but they just seem to be rolling with it these days and seem genuinely sweet. (wouldn’t get in the Queens face though - those Corgies are probably lethal).
Oops. Accidental Nazi salute.