Somehow I don’t think MikeFanchesa. com is a far left site but ok

Right? Not only is it rude and crass, but also so ungrateful to behave that way. For shame!

Bitches. My 12 year old daughter would cry tears of joy for days if she had a chance to see Hamilton.

This is how that article starts:

Don’t worry. She’s not.

I really shouldn’t have been as surprised by that entire take as I was, considering the source. But that just seemed so below the belt even for Simmons.

Models including Cara Delevingne, Helena Christensen and Coco Rocha hit “Hamilton” on Saturday, but theater etiquette seemingly went out the window with others in the model-heavy crowd as ushers ran to remind folks there was no photography during the musical.

This is a factually incorrect statement. I personally know at least 200 people who are far worse writers than Bill Simmons. You never met my 3 year old cousin who can’t even spell her own fucking name. Backwards “Rs” are unprofessional. Her name doesn’t even have an R in it. The fuck is that. So that’s one worse…

He wrote that 8 years ago.

I thought it was beautiful

Bill Simmons ranted about Jessica Simpson like a drunk best friend talking shit about your ex-gf to make you feel like you made the right decision. Kirby Puckett with boobs line is ridiculous.

Sometimes I find myself just saying Kristi Yamaguchi last name when something good happens : YAMA –GUCHI.! I don’t know why , I need help.

I totally forgot Meghan Trainor was a thing.

did this ever really happen or are people misremembering it? Is this proof of a parallel universe?

I heard they went on to say that Iraqis must have done it and we need to depose Saddam Hussein immediately because we’ve located WMDs in and around Tikrit and Baghdad, if you needed more proof that they were absolutely disconnected from reality.

Can I interest you in a dope recording of “Gangsta’s Paradise” I dubbed off 102.5 fm in Sacramento, CA?

The way James Van Der Beek acts about Dawson’s Creek is the same way Justin Timberlake acts about Nsync, but like without the successful solo career. Which is foolish. It’s also why Joshua Jackson is still superior, because he’s always super nice and gracious whenever people ask him about Dawson’s Creek.

It’s not too early, I would merely add two further sets of quotation marks around the word Quarterback.

Is it too early to start referring to him as “Journeyman Quarterback Brock Osweiler?”

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die