I like to watch things first without Mr. Paper because he always asks so many questions during the show!! I love him, but it can drive me crazy when I am trying to watch for the first time!!! :)

Or, we start a show and then forget we started it and never end up finishing it. I’m looking at you, Man in the High Castle.

I think this is the reason that shows do so much better than movies (I just made up that fact, I dunno) on streaming sites is that once you find a show you can both agree on, you watch every single episode. Then you maybe start over and do it again.

Netflix cheating is only possible if you can actually settle on a damn show to watch. Seriously, the amount of time we spend flipping through Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime is just criminal.

I know it’s pointless, but I just can’t get past the open narcissism. Where is the moment when you say to yourself, “Well, taking a pic of my underboob and slim waist is incredibly obvious, and I don’t want to be that obvious about my vanity and neediness, so I won’t”?

I think people ignore her resting level of fitness and health. She’ll be fine. I on the other hand am so hungover I’m barely fit to be pregnant with a burrito.

Can’t you just feel them sawing your crotch in half?

False comparison. Did your job require you to be a singer/dancer/entertainer performing in front of thousands of people, engulfed in drugs and smoke?

Those two other big stars will carry her around on their backs, and be grateful.

Pregnant ladies are very susceptible to atmosphere. Also, the vapors.

Jennifer Lopez needs to go.

I would assume “getting the mind and body ready for vegas” would involve a shit ton of marb lights and vodka tonics.

That picture of jlo is so photoshopped, it looks like Kim kardashian circa 2008.

Nothing cements a bond like simulated anal.

Seriously. I was coming here to comment that she needs to become “very close friends” with a better dresser or designer.

One of the worst dresses I’ve seen all day.

Oh gimme a break! Some Pixar animator remembered this Tex Avery cartoon and decided to steal the idea.

Carleks, but yes.

So basically, Cars are just like Daleks?