FUCK DISNEY. They can't help themselves, they have to tamper with the greats. It's like an illness with them.

Agreed. This one they nailed.

Ugh. Cock shots on Fetlife are a dime a dozen. It's nauseating after a while.

OMG thank you! I was honestly starting to think that I was one of the few... to me, she just turned Mystique into a whiny hormone-driven brat. Did my freakin' head in!!

Did we mention it's essential to the plot? Cos it totally is :D

This one is my favourite joke that makes me cringe. If there can be such a thing.

What the hell is hoopdance??!?

Boring as batshit. It's kinda like steamed cabbage and pumpkin: just cos they're good for me doesn't mean I have to like 'em.

They're just jealous of our awesomeness.

Depressing, isn't it?!?

YES. Cannot agree with this enough.

Just how is Bwleon missing the point exactly? I think she (he?) makes an excellent point. Feminism is not restricted to those with a uterus. I agree wholeheartedly - boys must be taught that they are equal to women. Otherwise, how will the cycle of patriarchy be broken?

Don't forget: the mob got Twilight and 50 Shades to astronomical popularity, when they are little more than bilge.

I think I'm in love :)

I'm kinda with you on this one. All the "offends" in the world are starting to hurt my head... I never know who and/or what I can laugh at these days!

Congratulations! You offended the internet! Wooooo! :D

You are going to give yourself an ulcer if you keep worrying like this. Is it in your control? Yes? Then do something about it. Is it out of your control? Then LET IT GO.

Setting sugar on fire is surprisingly NOT difficult... I consider myself a great cook but I've done that half a dozen times at least.

I adore Kimbra. The woman could Bedazzle a hessian sack and make it look awesome.

My girls and I (and a bunch of other randoms) are throwing a Down With Love: A Celebration of Us party at a local cocktail bar/restaurant. Cannot WAIT to get shnickered on bitchin' cocktails and mock 'happy' couples as they attempt to act civilised to one another.