My brain just imploded with a nerdy happiness/excitement reading your response to WWP's pissweak attempts at trolling. I wish I could sit and talk with you IRL. You rock!

Gap Girls FTW!!! We have those types of girls here in Australia, except they are called "Sportsgirl" employees.

Okay I just read your last statement in the voice of Chris Farley from his SNL days (there's a skit with David Spade and Adam Sandler, and oh-my-god I've just figured out why I'm single if I can remember this so clearly...)!!!

Now don't judge me, but I actually think Snooki is a bit of a role model - in her own fucked up way. Hear me out, don't throw things at me, I promise there's a bit of logic behind this (albeit drunken logic). Look at it this way - she has this almost impossible self-belief that she is the business - she dresses how…

"Jizz-misting snatch hound." Oh my GOD I am stealing this.

Oh... sweet baby Jeebuz NO. This just hurts my brain. Is it meant to be a piss-take or is it legit??? *headdesk* What has been seen cannot be unseen...

That is awesome. Thanks!

Can I ask a question as a genuinely ignorant person born in the 80's and raised in the bush?

Sweet Mary mother of cheese-and-rice, what the fuck?!? I have been reading (against my better judgement; you know, the voice in your head that tells you not to gawk at a car crash) the Libertarian Republican website. I am TERRIFIED that there are people like this still out there in 2012.

Oh hun, that's just shit. I'm so sorry! *hugs* My dad and I argue over politics, human rights and all those fun things but at the end of the day we still laugh at fart jokes. I think your dad needs a whack in the head with a 2x4. He'd prolly hate it here in Aus; we have a female PM who's an athiest yeww!!

Fetlife are just awful. I ran as fast as I could once I started peeling back the layers. Kink-friendly my arse.

Yeah, you're my new favourite American fellow.

Between the gifs and the headline, I lost my cuppa over myself and the piece of cake I was enjoying got snorted up and out my nose. Damn you witty commentators!! *shakes fist*

Yeah, that's why I hate Ballarat.