Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

I’m still of the opinion Chidi doesn’t belong in the Bad Place, indecisiveness is annoying but it’s not on the level of being a jerk, self absorbed, or an actual criminal. However, it would be CRIMINAL to not have William Jackson Harper on the show. 

My weak justification is because theres the Bachelorette. Multiple men pursure one woman and make fools of themselves too for the insta followers! 

All responses to anything she says, ever, should begin with “Listen, bitch...”

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

If it's so great, why do just about all Catholic couples who use fertility tracking have so many unplanned babies? 

I read the Dallas Morning News piece this morning. The ‘explanatory note’ on dropping Helen Keller was a boiled down explanation that social activism, no matter how just or peacefully it is conducted, is not an example of citizenship, because the only examples of citizenship that should be upheld are those of law…

SVU has made a difference. In some ways, SVU is part of the genesis of #metoo.

Calling it now, within their first season they’re going to stupidly make an ep about an anti-white hate crime. They will face massive public backlash, pull the ep, and then Trump and his propaganda arm will launch an all out campaign against NBC, then CMT or Fox will make a Law and Order: ICE style show.

The worst part of this aftermath is that eventually the Tibbetts family will be vilified by the racist right for not playing into their game. I’ve no doubt that the family will be made to suffer twice over.

I’m here for it. There can never be enough Wallace or Weevil on my tv. And Mac. And Dick. And LOGAN. And...I’m just here for it all.

Never been on the train, but I’m amazed it didn’t all end for good when Kim K promoted that appetite-suppresant lollipop

So...are we done with the Kardashian worship around here? They’re bullshit and any pseudo female empowerment they sell is bullshit and privilege gift wrapped with internalized misogyny and cultural appropriation.

Narcissistic rich person with no actual talent other than self-promotion is angry that accomplished professional half her age is accomplished, half her age, and has had the temerity to question rich person’s vapidity?

“I truly hope you realize how important setting goals are for young women, teaching them we have so much more to offer than just our bodies,” Moretz wrote.”

“I’m going to send [my KKW fragrance] to my lovers, to my haters, to everyone that I think of,

I’m now an official Grumpy Cat because I’m on the Fed’s side here.

Good. We don’t need anymore celebrity presidents.

I would very much enjoy the money and the ability to ride Prince Hot Ginge’s royal fleshscepter whenever I wanted, but everything else about being a royal sounds like a lesser level of hell to me. She held her husband’s elbow at an event? She crossed her legs at the knee? She expressed an opinion?!?! CRUCIFY THE HUSSY.

I kind of liked Gone Girl, so ymv, Dark Places was my favorite of her books, followed by Sharp Objects, then Gone Girl. I didn’t hate any of them.