Per Stormy Daniels, Donald  doesn’t use a condom. What’s the over/under on how many abortions he’s quietly taken care of.

It’s because they’re not pro-life, they’re pro-patriarchy. A Venn diagram of “pro-life” people and anti-gun control, anti-universal healthcare, pro-death penalty, blue-lives-matter people would be a single fuckin’ circle.

I’m not sure if Jared and Ivanka are aware that the Hyde amendment doesn’t permit federal funds to pay for abortions, and PP also survives on private donations.

If the pro-life movement focused on sex ed and access to birth control, the number of abortion procedures would drop.

Whatever. Nobody can enjoy their Dramatic Sex anyways, because we don’t have birth control 😒 

Lot of lopsided polls again, along with ones that should be lop-sided (who is voting for Sephora over Online Shopping?).

When I was on Birthright, the trip organizers tried to discuss Israeli history and the status of Palestinians and they actually told us with straight faces that Palestinians were subject to the same laws as Israelis and were equal under the law. Our eyeballs rolled all the way back into our heads at that one. The trip…

Stop it. Jew speaking who remembers when Israel was not this apartheid horrorshow. Just stop it.

(Deep breath in front of Ghost of Bubbe)

And for the dozen or so replies I’ve had to dismiss,

Really admire Sarah Silverman for this.

Israelis live under Israeli civil law.

Does “free bleeding” ban shoving a washcloth in undies? Do we have to be fully nude on the bottom? Or can we wear a swimsuit and two pairs of leggings and call it a day?

AUSTIN BOMBING SUSPECT IS DEAD. (Sadly, not a Muslim immigrant.) Great job by law enforcement and all concerned!

@realDonaldTrump

No wealthy woman will feel the impact of this law: no affluent Republican woman, including the wives, daughters, mistresses, girlfriends, and one night stands of pro-life Republican politicians, will feel the impact of this law.

I want Mississippi to be the safest worst place in America for an unborn child women.

I never understood how people can claim to believe abortion is murder and then support exceptions for rape and incest. It’s either murder or it’s not. Saying it’s ok in cases of rape or incest just makes it clear you just want to punish women for having sex willingly, does it not?

I have a feeling he’s not-so-privately told friends that teachers shouldn’t be armed because “every month those womefolk just go crazy and can’t be relied on not to shoot the kids.”

Honestly, this is the thing. I have seen numerous posts from gun nuts that “well he wasn’t REALLY trained”. Nor were the other trained people who had weapons go off on them(there were something like 3 or 4 recently). So, being a reserve police officer is not trained enough, not being a resource officer is not trained…

Seaside Police Chief Abdul Pridgen told the Monterey Weekly that the fragments were not from the bullet, but from debris that fell from the ceiling upon the bullet’s impact.