I think my favorite thing to come out of this entire horrible trainwreck is the realization that the American system is a little more bulletproof than I gave it credit for, i.e. many aspects of the government can, and have, basically told Trump to eat shit and they’re not even going to bother pretending to give a fuck…

I find it ironic that the military has been fighting against Trump on this after all the years of the military dragging its feet on GLBTQ+ people being able to openly serve.

The lipstick drawing is bizarre. Like wtf was that supposed to do?

#NotAllPlushies

The most dangerous person we know is typically the person we’ve chosen to share our bed with.

Real, fake, everything else that happens in the video, I really don’t care.

Is it ok to lol at fraud?

When even the Pentagon says “fuck you,” you know you’re a failed President.

Well, even if the world is burning down around around us, it’s nice that we in the trans community could put our thumb in Trump’s eye. Gotta celebrate these victories when we can.

This is why you go to a “touchless” car wash, which is just a fancy power washer and soap sprayed at many different angles.

It still really fucking distresses me that Trump is forever going to be memorialized in the Hall of Presidents. That’s a petty and small thing compared to all of the other horrors that he’s inflicted on us in the past 11 months, yet it still cuts me deeply.

“How can we afford tax cuts for ourselves if we have to pay you for the work you do?”

So the plan is that everyone that works for FEMA quits because no one can afford this. FEMA is eliminated because no one can afford to work for FEMA. And then at the next 10 hurricanes we get, everybody dies. Good job, Republicans at Making America the Worst Fucking Place to Live and Work.. MATWFPTLAW is probably too…

No, keep the thrills in the realm of fiction, please. Teens really torture each other over their secrets, and the last thing they need at this point in their lives is more shame and angst. Everything gets so tangled up in neuroses and dysfunction and primal urges that kids learn all the wrong lessons, becoming…

That’s because the writers didn’t even understand what they were doing. After season three, they were basically winging it. I appreciated that they deviated from the source material to keep things interesting, but I do wish they had at least kept the book’s original reveal.

I’ve found my Thanksgivings a lot less fraught with peril since I swapped out turkey for a nice standing rib roast; much more bulletproof to cook and miles easier to portion.

If you had told me back then that we’d have a president even crazier than Sarah Palin within a decade, I would have had you committed. Now, here we are...we’re all living in a nation-sized insane asylum.

Simpler times.

God I long for those halcyon days of yore when Sarah Palin was the craziest person near the White House.

Holy forkin shirt balls. This is the Bad Place.