How drunk do you think Donald will get? Hillary clearly has the “nurse a glass of white Burgundy” down pat but he’s got no self control at all. I can just see his immediate seatmates keeping a running tally of refills and texting their bookies throughout the evening.

This is like the ultimate shitty Thanksgiving Dinner, with Hillary as the mom who’s had just about enough out of you, young man/lady, and Donald as the horrible drunken shitty uncle who says at least one ghastly slur per hour that causes a funereal hush to fall over the table, broken by inane chatter about the weather.

I saw someone refer to Clinton’s outfit as a ‘white Lady Gandalf pantsuit. Now I want to make ‘#ladygandalfpantsuit’ a thing.

“America: Singlehandedly Making Brexit Look Not So Bad On The ‘Fucking Disaster’ Scale”

Would Obama as president for life be so bad? Until the civil war between Sasha and Malia for power after his death

I tried voting with AIM but every time I tried to cast my ballot the only response I got was a/s/l

My Facebook feed is so full of “Legal Notice to Facebook” today...

Schools really need to start teaching what a joke is or isn’t.

Yes, it would be great if porn didn’t set a standard of normalcy in a lot of minds and boners (both re condoms and women), but it does.

I have no doubt that the majority of opposition to this bill is real, but I have an acquaintance who has done porn in California and said that there are actually plenty of (usually less famous/unknown/less frequently working) actors who support mandatory condoms, but feel like they can’t come out in favor of it…

I really hope the next paragraph looked something like this:

Hahah I know right?! “I place great value on my anonymity,” says Alec, 44, social security number 123-45-6789, single, always drinks one beer too many, loves dick jokes, great dad, avid hiker. “Our anonymity is very important to us.”

It would be nice if more porn included the use of condoms, to help normalise it for viewers and perhaps decrease the percieved ‘unsexiness’ of them. This does not appear to be even close to the best way to go about doing that.

That baby is so cute :::cheeks:::

Meanwhile, Trump is claiming that

We aren’t divorced yet but yes that is in the works. I do remember the tension in the house and fighting. Like out of control, wake up in the middle of the night to yell fighting. And it escalated fast. It got to the point where he was abusive and a little psychotic, and so he left (not without a fight of course). He…

I know I’m late to the party, but here is a truly scary story - you might say it was a matter of life and death.

Tell me about it. We didn’t really talk on the phone at all after we moved in, for obvious reasons, but he was really convinced our apartment was haunted. My cat would just stare at walls and yowl. But that might have had more to do with the squirrel nest in the crawl space. I did sage the place... a lot. He had a…

Okay, so this is the first real life thing to freak me out in a long time. Here it goes.