I laugh every time I see Lace in the opening sequence falling over and saving her drink!

He has rare moments when he’s actually charming, like when he was trying take Ashley’s mind off of Jared or when he was talking to Sarah that one time. But then he says something offensive about women, or makes sexual innuendos about bacon, or talks about Ashley I’s virginity, and I remember what a creep he is.

One of the cast members said he shit his pants, yeah.

Wait, did he actually shit his pants or is that a saying? I feel like I’d remember if he shit his pants!

I recently had a fairly uncomfortable conversation where that was asked of me and I happened to be drunk enough to engage:

I don’t like Daniel but otherwise I totally agree with you. Ashley is so desperate and immature I cringe every time she’s on screen. I think Jared was very clear with her but she keeps calling them soul mates and saying, “how can two people who love each other so much not be together?” Sweetie, he’s just not that into…

Daniel is gross that’s all I have to say on the subject.

I know! I keep hoping that they’ll do a weekly blog about BiP so I can talk about some of the things that have come up with other commenters, but so far, this is the only one. :<

Can’t speak for anyone else, but I’m usually pretty high when I get sucked into these trainwrecks. Also, Chad sh*tting his pants drunk was one of the most satisfying moments in television.

I’m serious, do we need to run a PSA or something? Vaginas do not permanently stretch out from intercourse. So we can just stop coveting virginity now. Thanks to DNA tests, virginity is no longer a requirement to ensure paternity. And thanks to the internet, she doesn’t have to be a slut to know your dick is small and…

My best friend and I had a semi serious argument about this last night. She thinks he's funny, and I think he's either trying to be funny for the cameras or a legit psychopath.

People who ask, “Is this the best you’ve ever had?” are either fishing for a complement (horrible) or in for an unfortunate surprise when I answer the question honestly. I will volunteer that information if it is the best ever.

I was a virgin when I got married. What I lacked in skill (and, let’s face it, innate talent), I made up in enthusiasm. Or, at least I like to think I made up for it. I certainly didn’t follow up my inexperience with asking stupid questions like “did you like it” or “am I the best you ever had” or the classic “is mine…

because Chris Harrison was not about to let a living, breathing volcano fly back to Los Angeles

Psssst Dan - whatever it is you said (which I can only assume is about tightness or some shit) - that’s not ACTUALLY how this whole thing works. This whole thing being “Vaginas.”

This is beyond gross. But Patti Stanger was recently on Anna Faris’ podcast and said Ashley I. is on the new season of her show, so there may be some hope for her yet!

I unashamedly love this show. They make such a joke of themselves it’s fabulous. And the whole time The Crier was talking to someone off screen and then said “You know they’re going to like, make you a raccoon or something right?”

i love this.

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