sauron dove in and found the ring

For the sake of fairness, I hope this gets the same amount of troll backlash that the Ghostbusters received before the movie even comes out.

THIS IS HILARIOUSLY AWESOME!!

NO ONE PUTS TATER BABY IN THE CORNER

It may be ruining your childhood,but it is making my adulthood.

hold up— they’re doing this to give all the ladies out there a chance to go full douche-Ghostbusters on this, right? Because MADISON WAS MY HERO* and YOU HAVE RUINED MY CHILDHOOD**

DEAR HOLLYWOOD,

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I feel like that gif is a bit spoilery....

I’m so fucking sick of the “varsity athlete” red herring. It’s such a blatant dog whistle for good ol’ boy it just makes me want to barf.

I’m still waiting for “Hogwarts: A History.”

Notice she didn't say she was finished with the theme. She said Harry was done. She is sneaky. Marauders prequel, anyone?!?!

The lip color/shirt doesn’t really work with his coloring, and he’s wearing way too much foundation or concealer or spackle or whatever that is.

Do most people who run in NYC run on treadmills? Just thinking it’s easy for me (on Kauai) to go outside and run, but maybe not so for city-folk. Either way, thanks for the awesome playlist. Going outside to run now...

I feel like this sparked a thousand stalkings:

I am glad I am not famous. I had a stalker for a short time and it seems like being famous attracts them more.

I had a dildo on my carryon and TSA laughed at me when my bag went through the scanner.

This season could have been interesting I had been able to tell any of the men apart, particularly the last 3 or 4. Seriously, I can’t root for anyone when I can never remember who is who. Is it THAT hard to find a handful of men who don’t have the exact same haircut, and who might have slightly different…