thank you :)

Someone I work with said she doesn’t let her teen and pre-teen kids follow current events and she herself doesn’t follow current events. I wanted to pull out my hair.

where else are we supposed to fucking run?

I think I once had to shove past someone in NYC one time while I was running. But I didn’t push him into traffic. Dude just got my sweaty-ass arm all over his arm.

let’s not...

I posted on r/thebachelor about that a while ago (don’t judge me)/ The consensus was: yes, dude is creepy af and needs to angle his face better and look less leer-y

your daughter wins today

No, Pickle, no. Trump is not nice. Trump should not be your friend.

hell if I can remember lol. I’m at work, so I can’t re-watch it right now.

Psh, Allison Harvard from ANTM ftw

emailed my republican senator and called him a shithead, emailed Murkowski and Collins and told them how much I appreciate them. Success! I suppose I should email my democratic senator and remind him that he’s awesome.

not necessarily. I was on a cruise as a kid and some guy had a medical issue and had to be airlifted off the boat. A helicopter came and got him.

he looks like a douchebag

I also hate when people refer to it as being “preggers.” Like, jfc, if you can’t just say pregnant, don’t get pregnant.

but then the same crazies will probably find some way to make up a conspiracy that he hired someone to age for him or something.

not all. I know some people where I live who voted third party or wrote in Sanders and will be completely screwed if Medicaid expansion disappears.

They did this at the University of Arizona. Back when they wanted to get the funding to get a new stadium so they could join the pac-10 (now pac-12), part of the rider on the agreement was that they could not teach abortions at the medical school. Now, if med students want to learn how to do abortions/want to see how…

TAKE ALL OF MY STARS FOR THE PUPPY

Bryan’s mom is so freaking cringey

same way I feel about people whose email addresses are like “kidsworld” and “kiddos” and “soandsosmom.” Shit pisses me off. You were a person before you because a parent. Do you cease to exist now that you have babies?