boyfriend and I were watching last night and when Jojo was going on about how James Taylor “touched her heart,” I was like “then why in the fuck are you dropping him?!” And boyfriend said “because those other guys touched her vagina more”

I WAS SO BUMMED WHEN SHE DROPPED JAMES TAYLOR

that’s 5k short of my salary...

and people call Obama Barack and it drives me fucking bananas. Respect our damn president, assholes

Your brain sounds like mine today

I have curly hair and I use shampoo once a week. Depending on how lazy I am, I’ll condition a few times a week. I run in the mornings, but my hair is dry, so the sweat doesn’t murder it. I just throw it in a ponytail or a braid and call it a day when I’m feeling lazy (most days). My work is pretty lax about hair.

That bath sounds amazing. We did okay. I just feel fat from all of the food now :(

Because some of their comments make me want to tear out my hair

I really like that idea. Just sit back and drink and just watch. I started playing video games on my phone last time.

the company is fine, it’s just the political discussions. Like, I absolutely love boyfriend’s parents. They have basically adopted me in the two years I’ve been with boyfriend. But I can’t discuss politics with them because it makes me want to beat my head in.

I already knit, but I have no current projects :( I just bought stuff for a new sweater, though. But that won’t be in the mail for a while. And I’m pretty sold on keeping him even though he’s a butt sometimes.

I've definitely cut my carbs down. I tend to get fatter around my period, so I am not to be messed with right now.

Too bad we’re staying two nights with them. His parents alone are mostly fine. It's when you add the grandparents that they all feed on it

I probably do drink too much, but it's more like 1 beer after work and a small glass of bourbon before bed

they love discussing it, I have just started to stay quiet. But it’s so fucking miserable to listen to.

I tend to do bourbon. Fewer calories than beer and tastes better than vodka.

Boyfriend and I are going to visit his parents for the 4th tomorrow. I love his parents, but they are super freaking Republican. And today boyfriend told me we should start drinking less beer because of calories (coming from the guy who was eating bacon and bread with peanut butter), but I really don’t freaking want…

make your own eggless cookie dough?

*not this white person who thought that lady was an asshole

+1 for your username