Batman’s just a creepy guy

I think Batman smiling in just about any context is unsettling.

This...is incredibly unsettling.

Glad for you grandpa, but your condescending response has no merit.

Yeah, people love shitting in public. I worked at RadioShack, and this mom came in with her kid. About five minutes after they came in, the kid — who was pretty young, to be fair — just dropped trou and shat on the floor. Right in the middle. It sounded like a massive whoopie cushion full of Jell-O. Horrible. The mom…