Ewe might get away with it, but then again you might end up on the lamb.

What about beating your man to death with a leg of lamb and feeding the results to the cops?

I can remember the first time I got self-conscious about my weight. I was six or seven. I was in dance class. I was taking jazz. We were dancing to Zippity Do Da and had costumes that showed our midriff. The mothers started making comments about our cookie tummies and cutting down before the big recital. It was like…

He has a perfectly lovely smile, as does Keanu. Both have a slight doofiness to their smiles which I like.

I am attracted to him.

I feel like people on this site used to be better at getting jokes.

God, until I googled I thought she was dating BRANDON Davis, oil-heir and coiner of the immortal phrase “fire-crotch.”

My sweet sister-in-law got drunk while taking anti-depressants a few years ago. They were drinking in a friend’s backyard, and she somehow got lost and forgot what house they were at, so she started banging on the neighbor’s door to let her in. The cops were called. She and my brother knew the cop (tiny suburb), but…

And what proof do you have that she supports Harvey Weinstein? (By the way, substituting ‘rapist’ with ‘sexual deviant’ is not a good look. This is the same term religious Conservatives have used to describe gays, bisexuals, and, on occasion, women they consider ‘promiscuous’ or ‘ hypersexual’ in some way. It lumps…

I think she looks modern and chic whereas Kate looks like a Christmas bear. Well played, Meghan!

I’d be super comfortable being a size six, but these thunder thighs are all about progressive attitudes and other body types. It’s definitely political and not genetics combined with a penchant for cookies.

If any of you folks have had a particularly rough day, please feel free to take a few moments and enjoy the current contents of my lap:

Don’t you put that evil on us.

That second option would be crazy. Insane. And I’m pretty sure it’s the plot of Aubrey Plaza’s new movie.

Well, I guess better late than never in terms of Adriana waking up, but she was perfectly fine being objectified as long as the checks were rolling in. Not to mention she was Ok with setting that impossible media standard for years and, whether she meant to or not, caused a lot of women to feel the insecurities she…

But why a glass of wine? And why pinot grigio specifically?

JANET.

Man, he sounds like a tool every time he speaks.

She took a DJ who groped her in public and denied it (and his GF who was a witness also denied it) to court and won $1. As much Swift hate as there is, she did a good thing by bringing a sexual harasser to justice for a non-sum of money to show that she wasn’t doing it for wealth or fame, she was doing it because she…

You know what, it was funny. If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hot dogs. <3