You can see yourself out.

Took me a second but I got it.

They are a horrible production company. The worst.

God, the history textbooks 60 years from now are going to be so weird.

They made a right choice

Nice Celebrity II: James Garner once apologized for almost flattening me with a golf cart. P.S. I’m old. P.P.S. Google young James Garner, he was a total hunk. P.P.P.S. Only olds say “hunk.”

In these troubled times it’s heartening to see brave celebrities like Justin Bieber take a stand against clothes that fit. So fearless.

So cool! Congrats!!

Guess who is now the owner of this window and the world’s largest house key?

If that haircut doesn’t earn Kate Hudson her oscar nothing will! (Nothing will.)

Sounds like Kreamsicle to me.

Kimsaprincess, Inc. sounds like an AOL email address that someone picked out as a kid and/or like one of those businesses that gets started by a very entrepreneurial 11-year-old and then gets picked up by Whole Foods.

Have you tried the spit-roasted human babies on Outback’s private menu? Delicious.

I’m sorry you and your family have to deal with that :(. That is so hard.

I saw my 89 year old auntie yesterday at the rest home. I don’t tell her everyone’s dead and gone. Her husband is dead. Her brother is dead. Her sister, my mother, is also dead.

Your cat has your back. Just don’t turn the stereo up too loud. And don’t stare at your pores in a mirror. This, too, shall pass.

Hey, Jennifer. We’re out here. Hang on, get low. Even if it’s a bumpy ride you can’t fall off the floor.

Sit back and ride it out! You got this!

Hey Jezebel it’s me, Jenny aka Jennifer edmondson. I’ve been a regular for. While but you probably don’t know that because of my boring user name. That’s okay. Important part here is I am having an ear,y mid life crisis and my 33rd birthday is approaching. No big deal, it over the past year I’ve lost my entire…

Oscar Isaac though. How does he make that stupid mustache look so good? God damn. I will watch this raging dumpster fire only for him