I am very into this.

For Christie it’s just regular fork time.

Simultaneously horrified and impressed that they went with the “he had a hat” explanation.

This tennis player Kate is allegedly thirsty for looks like he’s a quarter of the way through transforming into a werewolf.

Well where there’s smoke there’s usually fyre.

Damn, Piers gained £10 in his neck 

Doesn’t make what she said any less stupid.

Can’t tell you how much I hate the wink-wink “mom’s juice” promotion of wine drinking! I know too many women (“moms” and non-moms) who have developed alcohol problems in middle age. I don’t care how successful you are or if you have kids, if you are daytime drinking in your living room or drinking daily at night to…

Where does Hamilton Nolan stand on this?

“Yoplait: I mean fuck, at least you’re feeding them, right?”

I’m willing to brave all of the rotten vegetables and even stones to admit that I like his work, but with this attempt at facial hair...

Or Puppy McPuppymill

Bandits. See bandits if you haven’t.

I have this vague recollection that she was in a biopic of someone. And she called Pittsburgh “Shitsburgh.”

It could be a non alcoholic beverage in a cocktail glass. Caterers always serve me plain seltzer in them at parties.

Well, I, for one wish them the best of luck! Both of them are a catch.

Milty is 53 and dates a wonderful gal who is 40.

I honestly don’t know if the money of fame is worth being watched like a hawk 24/7 for absolutely anything you could be crucified for if someone feels self-righteous and wants it enough. The only way to handle that would be to become a complete asshole who doesn’t give a fuck what anyone thinks and there’s a very thin…

I wanna be That Guy Now.

He was distracted by thinking about whether he needed to buy 3 different Father’s Day gifts since technically they’re all for the same guy.