46.9%? Wtf America!

Really? Because all this time I’ve been punching my friends in the crotch then pouring beer over their head.

Oh, for fuck’s sake.

I can’t believe their EA overlords are letting them imply such ridiculous notions.

newuser0x absolutely did not “all lives matter” you. What they were saying was that race had absolutely nothing to do with this story so the boy’s race did not merit mentioning. When white boys do something meritorious, no one feels compelled to remind everyone that they are, in fact, white when mentioning the…

I wish them luck but I seriously doubt anyone is going to be returning to The Division at this point regardless of how great the revamp ends up being. At best they hold on to the few players they have with maybe a marginal increase in player count. Even if the improvements are great it will be one hell of a tough sell…

Oh, come on. He didn’t say anything about this girl he wouldn’t say about his own daughter.

Pure liberal propaganda. Trump loves women. He has great respect for women. All of the women. Except the fat ones. But I’ll tell you women respect him right back. The best women respect him and none of the ugly ones. We’re going to defeat Isis and bring back women.

So you didn’t win?

#Humblebrag

Games with character creators that want you to start over to re customize your character. Chances are I’ll just stop playing.

Significant Backtracking - I’d rather play a shorter game than one padded out by having me retrace every step I just finished taking.

Open world schenanigans. Why do I need to drive everywhere? Why can’t I just start a mission? Why are there so many icons on the map? How many of these missions do I HAVE to do? Why am I constantly interrupted by nonsense? Why can’t I just fast travel everywhere? Why do these games waste so much of my time?

Handhelds.

Any game/app/thing that doesn’t use a console’s system keyboard

“hilarious” 14 year-old raconteurs leaving their mic open and letting us know how many people at their lunch table think they’re cool.

Apps for games I own, nope, not going to download, I really do not care.

I love long ass RPGs but haven’t finished one in years, I just have trouble sticking to games long enough to beat most of them. I’m too old to have time or care if I beat the game. I am proud when I do finish one though. To me finishing a game just means beating story, fuck yo collectibles. Oddly enough doom 2016 is…