People with kids. Seriously.

Dude, I live in Queens. QUEENS.

I only gained about 15 pounds my ENTIRE pregnancy. According to science - the weight of the baby, uterus, extra blood, etc - I was actually in the road to weigh less than before I was pregnant.

For someone that petite, that’s a completely normal bump.

I hope he’s changed, but I can’t imagine Madonna’s mindset going back to him after the things he’s done to her.

I *heart* you

I made my kid out of a broken condom, not vanity.

The concept of a “professional” setting is so far removed from real life its ridiculous.

Not nearly as good as this guy’s random generosity:

I think the stereotype of the “noble indian” is perhaps even more insulting to indigenous people.

lol, my husband did the same for me when I was pregnant

So Vanilla Ice look is like.... in style now?

I was such a massive PR fan.... but I had no idea it was even still on.

The letter she posted on instagram is SO up her own ass its ridiculous.

It’s pretty normal from mainstream acts too. Back before the internet when artists had to actually sell a physical album, having memorable cover art was pretty important.

I see girls dressed like idiots... but I don’t see blackface. Are there pics of this?

The whole point of mom groups is so that it isn’t individualistic and all-encompassing. Mom groups are supposed to be support groups.

Am I the only one who lives around normal moms?

That would be a very interesting article for like, the Alabama school newspaper or something.

I totally don’t believe in the vaccine/autism BS but my 6 month just had his 2nd MMR yesterday and he’s been cranky (as many babies are after their vaccines) and I can’t tell you that my heart doesn’t start and stop by every look he gives me in fear that maybe I’m wrong.