Totally stopped looking up to my dad that day.

“You rarely hear stories about dads treating their sons like crap”

Yep. I am above trying to be an ideal shape too, but I still get my ass to the gym 3x a week simply because I want to be able to walk when I am 70.

Exercising and eating in a way that makes you feel good and improve/maintain health is a very different thing than trying to change your body to meet ideals set by arbitrary others. She is not discouraging self-care, only an idiot would do that.

She gives shit to mainstream beauty ideals and how she can still get laid anytime, which is not the same thing as never minding your diet or exercising.

Those looking for some schadenfreude related to Papa John’s founder John Schnatter will just have to content themselves with the knowledge that his company’s pizza tastes like cardboard soaked in brackish tidewater topped with the dairy equivalent of a lanced boil.

Like dogs think in smells, we think linguistically; we have semantico-syntactic software, I believe. So language and thought degrade in tandem, I think quite literally ;)

Hey former poor person here. We are poor but not stupid, nor heartless, nor do we lack basic decency. I was poor and raised on the belief that “If you can’t afford to tip well then you can’t afford to eat out”

Then someone else in the store mumbled “that new husband of yours is a lucky guy.”

I need the record to reflect that even though it’s not food-related, this story is awesome and you’re awesome.

The Holly Jameson story reminds me of something that happened to me at a CVS a few weeks ago while I was was waiting to pick up a prescription. One of the two pharmacists was helping an elderly woman with lots of insurance issues so the other pharmacist was taking care of everyone else. The woman in front of me was…

Holly’s entire rendition of that crazy story was hilarious but this

* to save anyone else the google, a fruit machine is known in America as a slot machine.

Not even famous. If I become merely wealthy, I vow to never act that entitled.

Let’s all make a promise that when/if we become famous, we will all be Kevin Smith Famous.

Can we just agree that sex shouldn’t even factor into it? “Men’s work” and “Women’s work” is a silly concept. Sometimes the man will be better at repairing the house or fixing the car, and sometimes the woman will be. Sometimes the woman will be better at cooking and cleaning and sometimes the man will be. But setting…

Also, with that attitude you are more likely to get some than not.

I’m with you so much. Can we all just agree that this whole genre of “men suck at domestic things” is just fucking awful. Like, I am a man. I also like to make sure the kitchen is reasonably clean, and years of living without a dishwasher means I’m 100% okay with washing dishes on my own.

That was ridiculous! It’s Ann Coulter being interviewed on The View! I mean, does that woman have nice things to say about anybody? Could she even pick a nice comment out of a line up if she had to?? If you guys followed that classic bit of Mom Advice, you’d all be quietly sipping your coffee and awkwardly smiling at…