It’s all good A. Even the queen of England takes a shit. Of course she is intelligent enough to have the curtain closers summoned if she slings poo next to a gigantic crystal clear window. And has buttwipers.

Garlic in the vagina is a bad idea for a number of reasons. It might even inspire your partner to come to bed with a cruet of olive oil and a bit if Parmigiano Reggiano in an attempt to make some sort of weird pudenda aglio e olio and we can’t have that.

Please, for the love of god, male or female, if you put random stuff up your genitals, don’t have children. Thank you.

People who like spicy food have more sex, declares hot sauce company

First of all:

Must be George Harrison singing.