It’s all good A. Even the queen of England takes a shit. Of course she is intelligent enough to have the curtain closers summoned if she slings poo next to a gigantic crystal clear window. And has buttwipers.

Garlic in the vagina is a bad idea for a number of reasons. It might even inspire your partner to come to bed with a cruet of olive oil and a bit if Parmigiano Reggiano in an attempt to make some sort of weird pudenda aglio e olio and we can’t have that.

Please, for the love of god, male or female, if you put random stuff up your genitals, don’t have children. Thank you.

People who like spicy food have more sex, declares hot sauce company

First of all:

“Should I shouldn’t be alive?”

Let me guess, you’re a lawyer, or at least in law school?

I’ve been doing this every single day of my life for the past like 6 or 7 years. Should I shouldn’t be alive?

I was wondering, this article makes it sound like the energy drinks are what infected him with hepatitis somehow. Which is obviously impossible.

Coffee is so 20th century.

Apparently it’s in short supply and now no one should drink energy drinks I think it’s a caffeine conspiracy! Sorry I just drink three zero ultra monsters and my face is buzzing.

Wait, doesnt hepatitis get transmited? He had to have had the infection (dormant) already this just caused it do show up? Or is that not how hepatitis works?

Must be George Harrison singing.