Ewwwww, what desperate, down-and-out, man has sunken so low as to willingly have sex with Amy Schumer. Not even at my drunkest, darkest and most desperate moment would I ever consider her - in fact, if she were the last woman on Earth, I’d just go gay instead.

To be world champion you must first beat the best riders in the world - not just expect them to let you win. If you want to win, you must be faster, better and luckier than the rest. You can’t make up your own rules and disregard the rules that exist simply because you become frustrated by your inability to win…

In racing you rely on the other guys to do the correct thing - to enter a corner, lean the bike, hit the apex, begin standing the bike back up and accelerate out of the corner. Marc entered the corner with that intent, but Vale entered with the intent to intercept Marc’s line and squeeze him out. Vale set his angle…

Normally, when an “incident” occurs in MotoGP, I’m shocked or angered or appalled by it, but I typically get over it (past it) fairly soon. I may think, talk or post about it for a day or so, but I usually gain a sense of acceptance or closure after race direction rules on it. This incident has been different. This…

Marquez was clearly racing hard and on the limit in every turn - watch the race and note how loose and on the edge his bike was. He was definitely taking risks to beat Rossi and that’s his job. The fact that he and Rossi were so close for so many laps is proof that Marquez was competitive enough to be fighting for…

If I’m Marc, now that I know the only penalty for intentionally crashing another rider is just three points, I’d be t-boning Rossi at the very first corner of opportunity. Maybe race direction wants to turn MotoGP into a demolition derby - last motorcycle standing is the winner.

I think it was the Malaysian heat and pollution that caused Valentino to temporally lose his mind - starting at the Thursday press conference with his bizarre allegations of Marquez helping Lorenzo at Philip Island even though it was Marquez who passed Lorenzo and won that race. No clear thinking racer with Rossi’s…