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What strikes me about that Trump quote is that, in his circle, it would be assumed the men’s sexual partners were young. No middle-aged-or-older guy in that circle is bragging about sleeping with a girlfriend older than, say, 29, no matter how beautiful she might be.

“Fear of flying” is an interesting take on barely surviving a fatal plane crash.

If I were Travis Barker, I’d never want to fly again either.

You’re right. That opinion is unpopular.

Comedy Central is Mort Crim’s Chump of the Week

How are the writers for The Good Place going to work this into the story? This is literally the only reason I am interested in the Jaguars and Blake Bortles.

When he was in Chicago there was a story that he removed the rear view mirror from his car because he always wanted to be looking forward, never behind him. At the time I thought it was just a stupid, made up, boast for the sake of a metaphor but after the last few weeks I’m thinking it may have been literal truth.

The “you need me, I’m leaving” thing struck me as very odd and downright insane, until I remembered that recently I gave notice at my job, and the time between giving notice and actually leaving, watching the scramble of my boss try to figure out “How are we going to replace everything you do?” I couldn’t help but

BoJack Horseman is one of those shows that you either love beyond all measure, or you’ve never seen it, or you tried a few episodes and just didn’t get into it. There is no middle ground.

On the bright side, it could be they spotted a planet killer asteroid on a collision course with the planet.

...and then Rod Serling will walk into your bedroom to tell you this was all a cautionary tale of what might have happened...from The Twilight Zone.

So it’ll take Melo three moves to get where he wants to go. That’s a surprising level of efficiency from him.

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

Unsurprisingly, Bledsoe elected to make an idiotic decision instead of passing.

“If you’re an A.V. Club reader, you probably share our general cynicism for promotional nonsense.”

you’re gonna get a bunch of 90s trip-hop fans with your little blog about Portis head hits

All this review does is make me miss Scenic Routes again.

In a video filled with unexpected twists and bizarre behavior, the absolute most shocking aspect of the video is that our co-star is drinking a Lagunitas IPA and not a Bud Light Lime-a-Rita.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.