Yeah, they were duped, but don’t you stand there and pretend like they took up valuable news time. This was the most exciting thing that’s happened to Eau Claire since I stopped to shit at their Wendy’s while driving to Minneapolis.

I live right next to a brewery and this is EXACTLY what it is. It’s the group of friends who think they’re living in a “How I Met Your Mother” or “Friends” dream world where they still “go out” and drink even though they have a gaggle of kids. Take that shit elsewhere. Have a cookout at your house for fucks sake.

People who take their kids to breweries and bars that also happen to serve some food are the worst of the worst. They are all, without reservation, 20 and 30-somethings who don’t want to give up their lifestyle of going out and getting tanked but are too cheap/stupid/whatever to get a babysitter. I don’t want to…

The most remarkable part of this article is that a non-HD option is still a thing.

I’m of the mindset that a hot dog both is and is not a sandwich. It is Schrodinger’s lunch.

Nobody’s offended at seeing a t-shirt with an American flag on it. We’re embarrassed by the people wearing the shirt, as a representation of an American.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

It’s also pique HamNo.

Late lunch is the only answer. If you leave for lunch at 1 or 2, then you have less of the day to come back to. HOW DOES EVERYONE NOT KNOW THIS?

They could, but I’d prefer the government just told insurance providers to go fuck themselves. Originally in the ACA was the provision for the public option. It essentially said that if private insurers refused to cover someone or charged too high a premium to cover someone, the government would be that person’s…

As many others have said before me, the MSM needs grow a fucking pair and stop covering all of this shit. Fuck the briefings, fuck the rallies tape delay the fuck out of it and run it later using old VH1 Pop Up Video bubbles as fact checking tool.

Okay, but people pay $300K for memberships to his golf course. If I invite you over to my house for Christmas and take a dump on the rug, sure it’s technically still my call, but I’m also a huge dick for doing so.

It’s cute that you think Trump knows anything about history and has educated himself about navigating through the system based on that history. I don’t think Trump will be impeached but it won’t be because of he is politically savvy, it will mostly be an accident and the failure of the US Congress to do its job.

Hate to say it but Kershaw was wrong in this case. He should’ve said, “Sure!” and hit Hample in the nuts with a 98-mph fastball. It was Father’s Day, after all.

Led Zeppelin “Fore!”

It’s borderline because there’s a small sliver of truth in there (in that Niantic’s founder also founded Keyhole, which received funding from a company called In-Q-Tel, and In-Q-Tel does have some (tenuous) links to the CIA. So it’s conceivable that a dollar from the CIA ended up funding Pokemon GO, it’s so far…

I heard Barron Trump calls Robert Mueller “Papa Bob.” People are saying this.

“We need a pitcher! Not an asshole sniffer!”

Agree that the conditions are kind of absurd, but that’s what lots of competitions do when talent gets deep - you have to tighten the margins of error to ensure players can differentiate themselves.

Dear Kevin Na et al,