I think there’s a pretty large gap between a despotic banana republic and a country like ours, with a strong military and an old navy.

Having fun every weekend in your 20s is way better than doing it in your 40s.

“Ernest Ruins Everything”

What about instead of coercion, we all figuratively sign a contract that says we authorize this entity to act in our interests, according to the direction of the people we select to make decisions, and we agree to fund it through required donations?

Trigger anyone? You’re the guy begging for a safe space.

Jesus christ, every time FA shares something we get to hear you guys bitch about it. You’re not the only people who read this website. If you don’t want to read these kind of articles, don’t fucking click on them. It’s that simple.

That’s why Jesus invented pay-at-the-pump.

Hey, I know people keep calling this guy Elite, but he gets into all sorts of trouble when he gets out of the pocket.

“Anything I can do with my right hand, I’ve gotta do with my left,”

But who’s worse: the fool or the fool who follows him? It’s not like everyone who voted for him has an intellectual disability - there was all the evidence in the world that Trump is a lying scumbag and they ignored it because of [fill in the blank reason].

Don’t forget complexion. He also has the complexion of a goldfish.

“Melania, did we hire anybody to help when we re-decorated Mar-a-Lago?”

Perrys Who Should Run the Department of Energy, Ranked

Suck a dick. The right has been tearing Obama down for eight years, and now that there’s a Republican taking office, now all of a sudden you want to play the “respect our president” card? Get fucked.

Yeah, and President Obama has been OUR President for the past eight years and how was he treated by the opposition during that time?

Doesn’t that qualify HamNo as a market forecaster?

Fucking baby boomers- benefitted richly from the economic ladder and social safety net- now want to pull the ladder up behind them and cut the net now that they have theirs.

People hear what they want to, even if it was never said.

That one blew my mind... You wanted equality for women and you voted for the accused rapist, “Locker room talking” man over a powerful woman? The fuck was going on in that head?

Well, I can take joy in the pain of people who are regretting their votes because Donald is not building a wall/prosecuting Clinton. I really don’t have a lot of sympathy for those ones.