I will never be over Nagano. I firmly believe that if Michelle Kwan had not skated first in the final group, she would’ve won. The judges were clearly leaving room in those scores.

Pretty sure he's the sultan of swinging a great deal, so don't even worry about it.

I didn’t think I cold love Obama anymore than I did. God, I was wrong. And for whatever troll comes in here talking about cloth diapers, cleaning those gets expensive too. Money for the Laundromat, getting to the Laundromat, etc. ..

In all fairness, Sanders has consistently disagreed with several of Obama’s policies. In this case, he actual his expressing 100 percent support for Garland while also - and honestly - expressing his own preference should he become president.

OK, time to admit my secret shame: I kinda like Gwen and Blake together for now. She’s gone through a lot this last year and Blake is tall and seems easygoing, so you know. He’s a little bit country, she’s a little bit rock and roll. What I’m saying is, as far as I’m concerned, they can live for now.

I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.

This answers the future Funbag! question of “Is it ever ok to wear a dress shirt without an undershirt?”

He attends school in the non-baseball months, and has a tutor the rest of the time. He was in the ballpark whenever his father was.

Your mom is prob from that annoying generation that paid like seven dollars for college and tripped into jobs and careers every other week.

IT’S NOT BREAKFAST IF YOU DON’T HAVE BISCUITS AND BACON, YOU FASCISTS. Seriously, it’s like they just picked the worst breakfast items to have during the day. Bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit or NOTHING.

‘GOP chairman Reince Priebus said he wants to “make sure Democrats have to answer to the American people for why they don’t want voters to have a say in this process.”’

GOP chairman Reince Priebus said he wants to “make sure Democrats have to answer to the American people for why they don’t want voters to have a say in this process.”

Guess what? Loius CK is a fucking comedian. If you want to call someone out for hurtful speech, do so, but I grow weary of the ever-increasing list of shit I can’t talk about because someone, somewhere with paper-think skin may get offended by it.

Says who? Rowling has no more obligation to American or British real history than the White Wolf RPG designers had, or the guy who wrote about Lincoln being a Vampire Hunter, or Harry Turtledove. IT IS FICTION!

As somebody who doesn’t live in the USA and is therefore not drowning in a morass of racial neuroses, I don’t find anything remotely offensive about Rowling’s description of Native American magic.

Seems apt in this instance.

Basically America’s motto. “I’m not against *insert necessary social program here* but I don’t want to be the one to pay for it.”

Am I the only one that kind of wants a zany, fun Batman? Like the old 60s TV show? Or a family friendly Superman where he’s the giant boy scout he was written as? I’m getting more and more weary of the dark, grimy, grimdark portrayls.

I’m hoping Syndergaard gets to Utley first. A 97 mph fastball in the ear could force Utley to miss more than two games.

I prefer to think of it more as Beyoncé covering Dolly Parton, who wrote it in 1973 and recorded it first.