I didn’t think I cold love Obama anymore than I did. God, I was wrong. And for whatever troll comes in here talking about cloth diapers, cleaning those gets expensive too. Money for the Laundromat, getting to the Laundromat, etc. ..

In all fairness, Sanders has consistently disagreed with several of Obama’s policies. In this case, he actual his expressing 100 percent support for Garland while also - and honestly - expressing his own preference should he become president.

OK, time to admit my secret shame: I kinda like Gwen and Blake together for now. She’s gone through a lot this last year and Blake is tall and seems easygoing, so you know. He’s a little bit country, she’s a little bit rock and roll. What I’m saying is, as far as I’m concerned, they can live for now.

I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.

This answers the future Funbag! question of “Is it ever ok to wear a dress shirt without an undershirt?”

He attends school in the non-baseball months, and has a tutor the rest of the time. He was in the ballpark whenever his father was.

Your mom is prob from that annoying generation that paid like seven dollars for college and tripped into jobs and careers every other week.

IT’S NOT BREAKFAST IF YOU DON’T HAVE BISCUITS AND BACON, YOU FASCISTS. Seriously, it’s like they just picked the worst breakfast items to have during the day. Bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit or NOTHING.

‘GOP chairman Reince Priebus said he wants to “make sure Democrats have to answer to the American people for why they don’t want voters to have a say in this process.”’

GOP chairman Reince Priebus said he wants to “make sure Democrats have to answer to the American people for why they don’t want voters to have a say in this process.”

Seems apt in this instance.

Basically America’s motto. “I’m not against *insert necessary social program here* but I don’t want to be the one to pay for it.”

I’m hoping Syndergaard gets to Utley first. A 97 mph fastball in the ear could force Utley to miss more than two games.

Two wrongs don’t make a right, or did you fail kindergarten? Also, in what universe is a slide five feet late, off the basepath, where you don’t even touch the base, legal?

This is absurd. You can’t run over the catcher but you can leg sweep an unprotected second basemen with your entire body? That was some street fighter level shit. He should have been suspended for the entire postseason at least.

I hope Harvey puts a baseball-sized hole in him.

I prefer to think of it more as Beyoncé covering Dolly Parton, who wrote it in 1973 and recorded it first.

I’m glad he’s retiring. Now he can help his wife address her HGH problem.

For all the hate, vitriol, subtle and overt racism that was aimed at this man over the last eight years, did he not handle it with uncommon grace and dignity? I never asked President Obama to be a perfect President, such a thing is an impossibility. But he played the long game, never panicked, never showed fluster,…

I know we’re not supposed to body-snark, but I’m not a fan of models who are so thin that their torsos start pixelating.