But if both endzones say Broncos, how will Peyton Manning know which endzone to not throw touchdowns to?

That’s because the Broncos will own both end zones! - Fake hubris from scared shitless Broncos fan

YEP

“Why can’t women just be direct and honest if they don’t want to go out with you?!”

He’s that guy in high school who we all hated because he didn’t get senioritis and actually kept putting effort and then made us all look bad.

SIGN MY YEARBOOK!

I love senior year Obama

This shit right here is why I’m voting for whoever the fuck gets the Democratic nomination. There is too much at stake for this hyperbole that Hillary is just another republican. Tell that to my uterus assholes.

Also, those words are not solely or even most commonly defined that way. A telephone is shrill. An alarm clock. Intentionally choosing gendered shit to express a non-gendered adjective is irresponsible. Let people learn their bias from their shitty parents, as is tradition.

I’ve never seen anyone coach the browns

‘Now don’t get me wrong, some of my best friends are women, but...’

“I’m not sexist, but...”
“I’m not racist, but...”
“I don’t mean to be rude, but...”
“Ohmygod Becky look at her, but...”

Has this fucking guy seen the men who’ve coached the Browns?

“Some of my best friends are women!”

This is not discrimination against women.

Packers fan. I’m fine with the overtime format because it increases the chances of an overtime ending with a touchdown rather than a field goal. Touchdowns are more exciting.

Cry me a river packers fan. Maybe try actually covering one of the best wide receivers of all time? Naaaaah just blame it on teh OT rulez!!!!

Spot on mate but it will be dr Lazarus from galxey quest before snape for me

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

.... by Peyton Manning