I’m assuming at the end he tearfully points at Pacman Jones and yells, “I learned it from watching you!”

Unfortunately, the way this case is being handled makes it look like sex trafficking is a workers are legitimate business human beings.

As a actual, real-life historian, that article was painful to get through. You cannot understand what life was truly like for people of another time by cosplaying them 24/7. That’s just...not how history works. I do want to know where they get all their money though, I hope that’s historically accurate too, and they…

Wait, he’s being punished by NOT coaching the Browns?

god why do people enjoy themselves in public when I’m trying to be a cranky mccrankster

Looks like the other women on board were traveling on the White Whine train.

Done worse.

Bjorn Disway.

“She didn’t want Lilly to learn about black history,” he said, “She just wanted her to learn about the Confederacy.”

I honestly can’t tell if this is the best satire I’ve seen today or if you’re seriously that horrible of a racist shitbag Cardinal fan. Either way, congratulations...

Called it.

Fully expecting HitchBOT to end up dead in a ditch somewhere along the way, it's a toss up whether or not someone sodomizes it. Prove me wrong America.

She’ll always be Eva Rodriguez to me.

I would give up my next paycheck to see Bomani tweet back “Man, we have never been cool. Sit down.”

Man, if only those kids had gotten a permit, maybe a health inspector would have caught the rats, and the Black Death would have never happened! The issue there was that the government just wasn’t invasive enough.

It’s completely baffling that no one wants to workout an aging RB on the downside of his career who brings a PR nightmare in his pocket. This is a complete mystery. Luckily DeMaurice Smith, being familiar with occam’s razor, found the simplest solution: a giant conspiracy.

Rizzo third is the kind of boldness that suggests you, Leslie, will be chosen to be one our civilization’s leaders after the apocalypse. Leaving Beaker outside the top 10, however, suggests we’re going to revolt against you shortly thereafter.

You are like, a perfect case study in cognitive dissonance.

It’s amazing how a lot of you people on that forum act wounded and angry at how unfair the whole thing is. It actually brought a confused smile to my face. It’s as if you don’t realize that you’re not the victims here, all the people that had to play with you assholes are the victims.

No, major league baseball does not abide by your local co-ed softball rules.