Oh god, you just reminded me of a drunken hookup in a tent I had last summer (of 2014). Luckily it was really light and I noticed right away in the morning AND for some reason we had ended up sleeping straight up on the tent floor and not on any blankets, so while he was still sleeping I wiped up the blood on the…

Oh god I finally got one! Okay, scene: post break-up with my partner of 7 years, at a large New Years party full of mutual friends out in the middle of Texas-nothing-for-miles country. At this point, I’m ready to move on from my ex asap, in the form of a casual hook-up. I’ve had my eye on a dude who lives in another…