Because Femshep was STARTED as a woman, but it doesn’t mean she’s canon. It’s like the Fable trilogy: Either gender is canon, depending which on you choose. As such, it matters because the Brosheps love us some Tali. The other girls got some (somewhat) decent scenes, but Tali only got the afterglow stuff. Wasn’t…

Gosh, I’ve never even attempted to find any of the armor sets... not when there were Gwent tournaments to be won.

precisely why it makes him nervous

Mislead him, force him to run around the country and teleport him into the wrong places? I’m confused by this sexual metaphor :p

XDDDD. Oh my dog. You, miss, are amazing, and your husband is a lucky man.

Seriously. The Witcher games have been so liberal in their usage and explicit nature of sex scenes, I find it hard to believe this:

Yas! Show the dong! But show booty butt cheek first.

They would have to do some breast physics studying on their wives/girlfriends, obviously.

I guess I should be happy games are growing up - but next I’d like to see different shapes, height/weight, of women, and details like breast physics (even fake boobs kind of bob to the side a bit when a woman is laying down, NO boobs just stay in place and shape exactly as they are when standing in a bra...),…

YES! OMG YES!

Geralt needs to hang dong.

I’ve been watching my husband play (he thinks it’s hilarious that I encourage him to bed all the sorceresses) and I keep hoping for a nice gratuitous ass shot. Of him.

I’m just picking Triss on my first playthrough, and Yen on my second XD Felt like the simplest way to do it.

No, I’m with you. The intricate lines that connect Geralt’s old but still fresh scars are just begging to be seductively traced.

Sorry for joking around!

Uhhhh, I didn't know the most interesting man alive rode the subway...

I’m appreciative that the games allow me to be the Geralt I want to be, whether or not I want to play the book version.